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Unix:
Contrary to popular belief, Unix is user friendly. It just happens to be very selective about who it's friends are.

Anheiser/Busch:
Call me old fashioned, but I don't think Beer should be made from the same ingredients as Rice Krispies. Then again, I've heard it said that many Americans don't know what Rice Krispies are made from, so not knowing what their ``beer'' is made from isn't much of a change.

t-shirt a hacker friend made me that said, "In this age of Digital Darwinism, some of us are ones, you're a zero" and "I Only Hack For Money" on the back.

And another thing. Working alone, if you can't laugh at yourself, who else can you laugh at?
Presented for your amusemement:(cause its the Anti-Ed! After all when does Ed work dumb OR long ^_^)