Top ten signs you have a good/great Sysadmin:

10: Talks to self and doesn't finish sentences

9: Saves everything like a good pack rat (I can fix it with a PDP part!)

8: Has been known to forget about going home for sleep.

7: Knows vendor patches better then vendors tech support.

6: Thinks ties are things to cut off brain circulation,eventually
     leading to such bad things as promotions, and managment jobs.

5: Thinks Bill Gates and Micro$oft are the modern incarnation of Evil.

4: Forgot own phone# but knows machine hostids by heart.

3: Can tell when each root cron job is scheduled. In cron format.

2: Can teach vendor support things about their OS...

1: Thinks Caffiene is one of the four food groups (after salt ,sugar,and
	grease)

Top 10 interviewing questions for a SysAdmin:

11: Do you object to human slavery or bullwhips in the workplace?

10: Emacs or vi? and why...

9: Give me a rough estimate of the maximum dollar value you have stolen
	from each of your previous employers.

8: You have a large network of Suns being used by secretaries for word
   processing in FrameMaker.  Which GNU packages would you install for
   your own entertainment, and how would you justify them later?

7: You see a wounded puppy bleeding and whimpering on the side of the
   road while you're running to work to fix a downed computer that tens
   of users are waiting for.  Do you let the puppy die?"  "Why not?

6: How well do you program under the influence of hard drugs?

5: How much of your workday would you waste by reading news?

4: How many clients (30% diskless, 60% dataless, 10% /var/spool/mail
   only) can a Sun 600MP server serve simultaneously, and what relation
   does this have to angels and pinheads?

3: Recite the GNU Manifesto.

2: How do you work in a team situation when all the other team
   members are fools and idiots?

1: Why the hell would any sane person want to be a UNIX System Admistrator?
	Correct Answer: Who said I was sane?
	Interviewer: When can you start?